payable by check, money order, paypal, venmo, cash, coin, credit, gold, silver, jasper, lapis lazuli, saffron, saffron rice, sassafras, root beer, root vegetables, regular beer, keto ice cream, regular ice cream, heavy cream, creamed mint, creamed cheese, cheese cake, baked goods, banned goods, services, solids, favors, flavors, and high fives. no cryptocurrency.